Captain Blah has spread his unbearable corporate jargon to the pirate town of Port Loyal. You are the pirate hero who will incite a mutiny of Captain Blah and rid the town of corporate buzzwords such as Pivot, Synergy, New Normal, Disruptive, and the like. In classic endless runner style, dodge and jump obstacles and villains while collecting letters, coins, and gems to mute Captain Blah and force him to walk the plank.
Three lane navigation - swipe left, swipe right, swipe up for jump, swipe down to cancel jump
Obstacles - barrels, skulls, cannon balls, and more
Villains - crabs, skeletons, chest monsters and more